I had almost forgotten about this...

Zagurim's Rap

[General Rommen]
One, two, three and to the fo'
General Top Ramen and Crazy Zag at the door
Ready to kill some boss, so back on up
('Cause you know me bout to beat boss up)
giving Top Ramen Immune first, so him can bust Fafu's bubble
Werldern and Aden together, now you know you big trouble

Ain't nuthin' but a "Zag" thang, baaaaabay!
Two damage dealin' brother we make craaaaazay!
Monster is the guy that paaaaay me!
Unendable, so please don't try to end me (Hell yeah)

But uh, back to Zag lecture at hand
Me and Zag is perfection, so me is let 'em understand
from the young fighter perspective
And before me join a pledge I have ta' find honest Princess!

You never know pledge could be earnin' a man
And learnin' a man - and at the same time burnin' a man
You know me ain't liking that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pledge good enough to get burnt while me is in it

(Yeah) That more realer than make Meat of Dragon meal
And now you low-level guy know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off big ol chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that Dragon stuff

[Crazy Zag and General Rommen]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
[S] Zag, creep to the mic like a phantom

[Crazy Zag]

Well me peepin', and me morphin', and I'm creep-in
But me almost get caught, 'cause my armor kept squeekin'
Now is time for Zag make big impression felt
Go sit back, make relax, strap on your troll belt
You never go on a ride like hunts with me befo'
knite who can rap and control how thing go
At same time with cool rhyme me is spit
You know, and me know, I get some more boss drop shits
Add to me collection, make selection
symbolize dead mop, me make joke, so make laugh but no choke
If you do, you are not have clue
on what me and my homey Top Ramen comes to do

[Crazy Zag and General Rommen]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
[Z] And who make dead you on flo'?
[G] So just chill, til the next episode...

{*funky sample break*}

[General Rommen]
You are fall back on you ass, with a horrified dead man scream (arrrrgh!)
We get funky like knight after eat old batch "Dragon Meats"
It's the capital G, oh yes him fresh, E N E R A L Rommen see
Him show much flex when it's time to make the smite
Use only reds and get' drops like him name was super guy!
Yeah, and him not quit
Me think they in mood for some muthafuckin' Zag shit (Hell yeah)

So Zag... (What up Romm?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What that, G?)
Gotta break off big somethin' (Hell yeah)
And gotta make maybe bumpin' (City of Aden!)

[Crazy Zag]
Is where it take place - so when ask, make attention
Moppin' like a muh'fucka, but me not flinchin'
Droppin' hard hit that makin' sucka pledges mumble
When me go make big fight, them is like cookie, ...all crumble
Try get close, and Zag smack you ass
Muthafuckin' homie Lord Valakas got Zag back

Me never make slip, 'cause if me slip, then me slippin' (????)
But if me have Tsurugi, then you know Zag straight trippin'
And me is continue make put the rap down, put you back down
And if you pledge is talk shit, me is have to put big smack down
Yeah, and if you not stop
You be just like dead man, make all day in wood box!
But me never off, always on, to make pic-nic on lawn
W E R L D R N, and big city dumb guy name Aden
make boss dead together
Like mage Snowboard, "No One Can Do It Better"

[Crazy Zag and General Rommen ]
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
[Z] And who is make most coolest rap ode?
[G] So just chill, not tell you secret code...

Hoping u are like rap music style by Zag ^^ Me think is good. Is to music "Nuthin' but a G Thang" by Dr. Dre and Snoopy Doggy Dogg